Is there a fee and do we get to foreclose on members who forget to pay their fees like some of these greedy homeowners associations? Do we have to wear silly hats or learn a secret handshake? Is it a brother/sisterhood that will cost us our lives if we decide we no longer want to belong? Do our heirs get to inherit all the accumulated wealth of the association upon our deaths? Is it aligned with any particular political party or church group? How many first born children to we have to sacrifice by throwing into the nearest volcano?
I wanna know these things before I sign on any dotted lines or click on the evil 'submit' button because I'm not really that much of the submissive kind ya know..
In fact..I feel like you could be right now peeking in my window for having clicked submit to send this message. I don't have a curtain up yet so you could be looking at my naked, scrawny, wrinkled and unhealthy body as I type..Man..People like you make me nervous!
Don't get me wrong..I don't
really think you're evil and I'm not
really paranoid, but..ya gotta be careful these days!
Did I mention that I have such a distaste for facebook I refuse to have anything to do with that bunch of backstabbing, greedy, manipulating criminals? They won't even allow me to post my own site on the grounds that it "seems to spammy" and refuse to acknowledge my complaints about that issue? I've written to them on several occasions and have yet to receive so much as a FU pal..so in return I say to facebook, FU pal...Nothing personal you know.