We had a customer at Hosting24 (where upgraded accounts are located) who was hosting copyrighted MP3 files.
We have asked him to remove copyrighted music, but customer did not respond to abuse reports and his account was deleted.
However, customer thought we are just a bunch of idiots and told us to re-activate his site. He told us, that he has a special license (issued by government) to host illegal files on his site. He even sent us a picture of this license.
Here you go...
Looks like a REAL DOCUMENT, doesn't it?