[zeb_zeb86]

A Marine was coming home from the Pentagon one day. He noticed that there was a lot more traffic than normal. As he got further up the road all of the traffic had come to a halt. He saw a policeman coming towards his car, so he asked the cop what was wrong. The cop said, "Man we are in a crisis situation. Mr. Clinton is in the road very upset. He does not have the $33.5 million that he owes his lawyers, and his family hates him. He is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and start a fire." The marine asked the cop exactly what he was doing there." The cop said, " I feel sorry for the president so I am going car to car asking for donations." The marine asked, "How much do you have so far?" The cop replied, "Well as of right now only 33 gallons, but many people are still siphoning as we speak!"

[zeb_zeb86]

now post your jokes

[zeb_zeb86]

Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!

[zeb_zeb86]

aik Pagal American se:
Tum japenz ho na???
American: NAhi me American ho....

Pagal: NAhi tum Japnez ho???
American: NAhi me American ho...

Pagal: Nahi tum Japnez ho
American: Han Han me Japnez ho...

Pagal: Magr tum lagtye to American ho..

Read more: http://www.forumpakistan.com/urdu-jo...#ixzz1jswME05Y

[zeb_zeb86]

Do english men baatein kerte hain apni life aur wife ki.

pehla man: Yaar mein soch raha hun ke mein apni biwi ko talaaq de dun,

Doosra man: Woh kiyun yaar?

Pehla man: yaar ab 6 months ho gaye aur uss ne mujhe se baat nahin ki hai.

Pehla Man: Yaar teri jagah mein hota to hazar baar sochta talaak na dene ki. Kiyun ke aaj kal aisi biwi kahan milti hai.