just a joke

dell · **just a joke -** 06-09-2009, 11:07 PM

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.

"No, I don't," she replied.

"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."

She didn't crack a smile. "Oh, well," he thought. "I tried." But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

"What's so funny?" he asked.

"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"

onegenius · 06-10-2009, 01:00 AM

lol good one.

did you ever heard the one with the doctor, patient and the news the doctor had for the patient.

heard that one while watching BATMAN, had me laughing.